A few months ago I wrote Funny Things Kids Say.
Now it’s time for part 2! Enjoy….
Carla and Mamae were playing tic tac toe.
Carla: Again?! We just can’t win!
Mamae: It’s because we are both really smart. We just block each other.
Carla: No, I think if nobody can win, it means we are both stupid!
Mamae: Renan! What did you put in my guitar? How many times have I told you not to put anything in my guitar?!
Carla: Not often enough! See? He doesn’t remember….
Renan: I want chocolate, please.
Renan: You should say yes.
Renan: My tummy is aiiiii ( I’m having a tummyache)
Mamae: Oh no, do you want a tummy massage?
Renan: No, just kiss me!
Renan: *crying* I fell… My foot is aiiii….
Mamae: Poor Renan, come, let me kiss you.
Renan: It’s ok, I can kiss myself.
At Bukit Batok Park. Papai was taking photos of leaves.
Carla: Why are you taking photos of leaves? You’ll get ZERO LIKE! (Yes, we are on facebook!)
Carla and Renan were taking a bath together.
Carla: Mamae, I want to get out, I need to pee!
Renan: Just pee here, Taia!
Carla: You can’t pee in the bath, Renan!
Carla: ?! Renan! Did you pee in the bath?
Carla: RENAAAAN! Mamae, GET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!
Carla and Mamae were playing hoolahoop.
Mamae: This is so tough! You can do it much better!
Carla: Don’t worry Mae, when Renan and I are big you can go to a hoolahoop school to learn to play hoolahoop!
Mamae: Why do I have to wait until you and Renan are big?
Carla: Well, you can’t just go now, you know you just have to stay here and take care of us!
Renan: Mamae, I want a baby brother!
Carla: Renan, you ARE a baby brother….
Carla was teaching Renan how to count.
Carla: …. Twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty!
Renan: No Taia, twenty-ten!
Carla: What?! No, thirty!
Renan: No, no, twenty-ten! Look Taia… seven, eight, nine, ten! Ten… Twenty-ten!
That’s all for now, stay tuned for part 3….